On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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