Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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