Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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