Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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