Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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