he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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