carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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