I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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