Dual....:-)
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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