Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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