Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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