I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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