and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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