I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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