No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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