watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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