i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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