So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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