I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
im on a boat
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