My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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