names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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