Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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