Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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