I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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