good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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