Got a toothbrush?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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