Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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