Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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