if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
