im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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