Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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