I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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