Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Thank you for not boning my boss.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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