hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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