There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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