You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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