I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
