can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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