Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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