did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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