Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
