Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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