I feel great
I just peed on a car
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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