Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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