The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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