so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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