There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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