This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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