whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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