After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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