I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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