you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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