At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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