dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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