I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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